Wall Street loves to come up with euphemisms for “crappy.” Remember Goldilocks? Back before the housing implosion, before the credit crisis, back when everybody really knew things were coming unglued but nobody wanted to admit it, the big theme was Goldilocks — not too hot, not too cold. The Street convinced itself that Ben Bernanke could glide the economy into a “soft landing.”
People actually believed that.
So today, as the economy teeters on the edge, talk of deflation and the Hindenburg is in the air, as even the bulls are having to concede that the right-hand side of the V in their V-shaped recovery has collapsed, the Street’s coming up with another batch of euphemisms, as our colleague Kristina Peterson writes in today’s Journal.
For a time the market was worried about the possibility of a “double dip” recession. But those worries were kept in check by advocates of a simple “soft patch” in the economy.
Now, even optimistic investors seem to be settling in for what they are calling an “extended pause” in the recovery. They worry than an economy on hold could keep the market trapped in its trading range or drag it down further, adding more losses to the benchmark indexes’ year-to-date declines.
Extended pause. You know, a coma’s an extended pause, when you think about it.
Lastly, one of the posters on Kristina’s article online linked (gratitously as it turns out, since it’s a link to his own article, but still, sort of interesting) to a blog post about how generational shifts are largely behind the shift in the economy.







